Idiot Arrested After Asking Cop For A Ride
Yup! The title says it all! Here, at GuysBrain.com, I like to find really stupid people and post their stories in the Loser Awards category. Read More »
Little Boy Walks In on His Parents
A little kid walked in on his parents having sex
“What are you doing?” he asked his mom.
Flustered, his mom replied
“I was just letting the air out of your dad. He’s too fat.”
“Don’t bother.” said the kid,
“The lady next door is just going to blow him up again.”
Boobs
What’s That Smell?
A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman “Can I smell your cunt?”
“Fuck off, no you can’t smell my cunt!” the woman yells back at him,
“Oh” he replies, looking slightly confused, “it must be your feet then”.
Women In Control
Going To Las Vegas
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.”
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. “Where do you think you going?” the wife asks. “I’m coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!”
Best Gangster Movies
The Best Gangster Movies Of All Time
These are the best of the best when it comes to gangster movies. Not a fan of gangster movies? Maybe the official Barbie site has something you will find more interesting