A little kid walked in on his parents having sex
“What are you doing?” he asked his mom.
Flustered, his mom replied
“I was just letting the air out of your dad. He’s too fat.”
“Don’t...
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there,...